Sunday, July 20, 2008
Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Smooth seas never make good sailors.
Clear skies never make good pilots.
A problem - free life
never makes us strong and good person.
Be strong enough to accept challenges of life.
Don't ask life "WHY ME?"
Instead say "TRY ME!"
Have a though but winning life.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
*Why is bra; singular and panties plural
*Why do fat people put on a Real sauna Suit to melt away fat quickly, and then hop in their car, go to the drive-thru and order a Fat Burger, Super Size Fries, and a Diet Coke?
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*Why do you have to "put your two cents in", But it's only a penny for your thoughts. Where's that extra penny going to?
*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
*What disease did cured ham originally have?
*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage;
*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing
*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window
*Can you cry under water?
*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
*Why did you just try singing the two songs above