Sunday, July 20, 2008

Quotable Quote for Week 3 of july 08'

Smooth roads never make good drivers.

Smooth seas never make good sailors.

Clear skies never make good pilots.

A problem - free life
never makes us strong and good person.
Be strong enough to accept challenges of life.
Don't ask life "WHY ME?"
Instead say "TRY ME!"
Have a though but winning life.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Curiosity Bites - It's Always a QUESTION MARK

*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

*Why is bra; singular and panties plural

*Why do fat people put on a Real sauna Suit to melt away fat quickly, and then hop in their car, go to the drive-thru and order a Fat Burger, Super Size Fries, and a Diet Coke?

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

*Why do you have to "put your two cents in", But it's only a penny for your thoughts. Where's that extra penny going to?

*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*What disease did cured ham originally have?

*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage;

*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing

*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window

*Can you cry under water?

*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune

*Why did you just try singing the two songs above

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Quotable Quote for Week 1 of july 08'

Life has its own way of making us smile,
even when you wanna give up and lose hope.
Cause certain surprises come your way
just when you thought you'd never
smile again.